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24, CA.

bondoge:

my tombstone will probably just say “ok”

(Source: odumb, via arewetumbling)

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

(via givememypeanut-butter)

masc-n-cheesy:

me blocking phone numbers that i do not know that continue to call me but do not leave any voicemails

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snulbug:

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

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i-love-you-like-hell-no:

dookiediamonds:

official-miles-morales:

Absolutely amazing. I would die for her ๐Ÿ’˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Œ

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Reminder that anyone can wear the mask

This is awesome

I like the colors. She could be Brown Recluse.

(via antisocialweirdo)

aceluz:

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

(via mikemussinastractors)